{"id":5764,"date":"2017-09-01T22:42:56","date_gmt":"2017-09-02T02:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mujerdevision.com\/DeMujeraMujer\/?p=473"},"modified":"2017-10-22T17:33:10","modified_gmt":"2017-10-22T21:33:10","slug":"para-reir-y-reflexionar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mujerdevision.com\/NVision\/para-reir-y-reflexionar\/","title":{"rendered":"Para Re\u00edr y Reflexionar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Una pareja de ancianitos llega a un restaurante. El viejecito llenaba a la ancianita de atenciones, y se dirig\u00eda a ella con palabras de inmenso cari\u00f1o:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ven, mi vida&#8230; Si\u00e9ntate, mi cielo&#8230; \u00bfEst\u00e1s a gusto, reina?&#8230; \u00bfQu\u00e9 quieres pedir, \u00e1ngel?<\/p>\n<p>El camarero observaba aquello y estaba impresionado.<\/p>\n<p>Poco despu\u00e9s la viejecita se levanto de la mesa para ir al ba\u00f1o. El camarero, sin poder contenerse, encara al ancianito y le pregunta:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Perdone usted la indiscreci\u00f3n: \u00bfcuantos a\u00f1os llevan ustedes casados? &#8211; Estamos celebrando 65 a\u00f1os de matrimonio. &#8211; \u00a1Caramba, se\u00f1or! -dice el camarero-. Estoy conmovido! Sesenta y cinco a\u00f1os de casados, y con cuanto amor le habla usted: &#8216;Mi vida&#8217;&#8230;&#8217;Mi cielo&#8217;&#8230; &#8216;Mi reina&#8217;&#8230;&#8217;Mi \u00e1ngel&#8217;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>El viejecito le pide al camarero que se acerque y con tenue voz responde: &#8211; Es que ya no me acuerdo como se llama.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Una pareja de ancianitos llega un restaurante<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12290,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1203],"tags":[1281,1282,512,622],"class_list":["post-5764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-asuntos-de-familia","tag-ancianitos","tag-casados","tag-matrimonio","tag-pareja"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerdevision.com\/NVision\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerdevision.com\/NVision\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerdevision.com\/NVision\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerdevision.com\/NVision\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerdevision.com\/NVision\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5764"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerdevision.com\/NVision\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12546,"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerdevision.com\/NVision\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5764\/revisions\/12546"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerdevision.com\/NVision\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerdevision.com\/NVision\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerdevision.com\/NVision\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerdevision.com\/NVision\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}